| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today.
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| Boy: | I know.
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| Girl: | I love you!
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| Boy: | I love you more!
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| *after heart surgery, her dad is the only person in the room.*
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| Girl: | Where is he?
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| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart?
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| Girl: | *starts crying*
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| Dad: | I'm just kidding, he went to the bathroom. |
